♪ Teenage mutant ninja turtles ♪
♪ teenage mutant ninja turtles ♪
♪ heroes in a half shell, turtle power ♪
♪ they're the world's most fearsome fighting team ♪
We're really hip.
♪ They're heroes in the half shell ♪
♪ and they're green ♪
Hey, get a grip.
♪ When the evil shredder attacks ♪
♪ these turtle boys don't cut him no slack ♪
♪ teenage mutant ninja turtles ♪
♪ splinter taught them to be ninja teens ♪
He's a radical rat.
♪ Leonardo leads, Donatello does machines ♪
That's a fact, Jack.
♪ Raphael is cool but rude ♪
Give me a break!
♪ Michelangelo is a party dude ♪ party!
♪ Teenage mutant ninja turtles ♪
♪ teenage mutant ninja turtles ♪
♪ heroes in a half shell, turtle power ♪
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DONATELLO: Yeah, yeah, that's it. Now keep it up.
I feel like an idiot.
That's ok. You also look like one.
Now, onto your backs.
Whoa! Oh, that hurts.
Remember, Michelangelo, no pain, no gain.
Now spin, spin as fast as you can.
Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
When I hand this tape to April,
we'll have a best-selling exercise cassette--
turtlerobics.
Oh, speaking of April,
it's time to catch her on the news.
All right!
And you know what that means-- pizza time!
TV: This is April O'Neill deep beneath the city,
where urban archaeologists
have made an amazing discovery--
an ancient temple of an unknown culture,
buried for millions of years.
Do you think there's any chance
they're digging near our lair, master splinter?
I do not know, but the possibility exists.
Professor, have you any idea
which primitive culture might have built this temple?
I'm afraid not, Ms. o'Neil.
We haven't a clue.
And so the world eagerly awaits
the answers to this mystery.
This is April O'Neill. Happy hour news.
That's enough, you TV stars. Back to work.
What a way to live!
♪ Here we go gathering trash in may ♪
♪ trash in may, trash in may ♪
What?
What are these freaks doing in my catacombs?
[ALL YELLING]
Ah, good riddance to bad rubbish!
Who needs you?
Temple, eh?
Decorate it with a little garbage,
and this place might be half livable.
I can stay here and plot my revenge
against shredder-- ooh hoo hoo!
And krang-- ooh hoo hoo!
And those turtles. Devil! Ooh hoo ho!
I'll fix them--
jamming me into that other dimension,
turning me into this creature,
and then trying to deep-freeze me!
I'll get even with them all!
I will! I will!
Why, this isn't a temple.
Of course not. It's a spaceship.
Who are you? Where are you?
I'm everywhere. I'm the ship's computer.
If this is a spaceship, where's the pilot?
You earthlings aren't too bright, are you?
It crashed here 300 years ago.
I've been so lonely these past 3 centuries.
What say we be friends? How may I help you?
Can this spaceship of yours fly to another dimension,
say, dimension x?
Oh, sure. Been there dozens of times.
Worst restaurants in the entire space/time continuum.
What? How can it do that?
It's got a transdimensional warp drive.
Show it to me.
It's located on the power deck.
COMPUTER: There it is.
The perfect lure. Krang and shredder
would sell their own mothers
to a pet store for this!
Can it be taken out?
I suppose, but why?
I need the parts as bait for a trap!
SHREDDER: Ugh!
Why won't this dimensional portal generator work?
I need fuel and materials from dimension x.
Why can't this blasted machine make contact with it?
Grrr!
Because the entire technodrome
is low on power, shredder.
I can barely keep my night light burning.
I know. I must find a new source of power.
I must, I must get out of here and conquer the world!
Oh, not today, boss.
Bebop and me made plans.
Yeah. You said we could have the afternoon off.
Not anymore.
You're working this afternoon.
Start by taking out the garbage.
Oh, but why not use the auto-incinerators?
Because there isn't enough power left to run them.
Now go!
Gee, we sure have punched
a lot of holes in the earth
bringing those pneumatic modules to the surface.
[BUZZING]
Did you hear something?
Greetings, mutants.
B-b-Baxter, w-what are you doing here?
I brought a little present for your boss.
Oh, gee, it's pretty.
Tell him there's plenty more where that came from.
Boss! Boss!
Not now, you cretins!
Can't you see I'm busy?
Oh, but look at what we got.
Let me see that.
Why, this is beryllium crystal.
Beryllium?
The core of a transdimensional warp drive
that could fly the technodrome anywhere,
even to dimension x.
Where did you get [BURP] this?
That fly guy Baxter gave it to us.
Baxter stockman?
He said there was plenty where this came from.
I don't like it.
We turned that little pest into a fly.
Why should he be doing us any favors?
Who cares?
I never look a gift horsefly in the mouth.
You must go after him.
And leave your com link on at all times.
I want to personally supervise this mission.
Very well.
We'll take the foot skis.
At least they still have some fuel.
There's something over there.
It's another section of the warp drive.
And look there--
another one!
It's almost as if he were leading us on.
So what!
I must have all the pieces of that warp drive.
Forward!
[CACKLING]
The way I figure it,
those archaeologists are digging close
to the underground river.
Yeah, but if they discover our lair,
we'll never be safe.
So, like, what do we do, compadres?
I think we'd better pay them a visit.
Since we'll be going by water,
this gives me a chance to try out my newest invention.
Oh, I'm almost afraid to look.
All right!
Just the thing for a wave-whacking water party.
I'll use this if you don't mind.
Cowabunga! I really dig sewer surfing.
Ah, yes, there's nothing like a peaceful cruise
down the river.
DONATELLO: It's shredder!
Forget down the river. We're up the creek!
The turtles! Annihilate them!
What the heck are those creepazoids doing here?
When we've stopped them, you can ask them.
Turtle power!
Ha ha ha!
You shellheads got to do better than that.
Whoa!
Save some of them for me.
[GURGLING]
This is like shootin' turtles in a barrel.
Cowabunga!
Oh, dude!
What a totally tubular experience.
Those foot skis are awesome.
Watch out, dudes!
If you think that's something, wait till you see this.
DONATELLO: I'm getting too old for this.
Quick, dive!
I think we've finally seen the last
of those repulsive reptiles.
Then hard work.
I must get the rest
of that transdimensional warp drive.
I wonder why shredder would be interested
in an archaeological dig?
Whatever it is, we've got to find out the reason.
Hey, I wonder if this has something to do with it.
What is it?
I don't know, but it sure is weird.
I'd better hang on to it just in case.
They'll be here soon! What to do?
COMPUTER: All right don't blow a circuit.
Tell me what's the matter.
Company is coming, and I'm not even ready.
I've got to make preparations!
I must find something
to blow them to smithereens.
Were these visitors the ones who turned you into a fly?
Exactly right!
That's why I must have my revenge.
Then I think I have just the thing.
Closer.
This looks promising.
My sensors indicate a rat on deck a, compartment 12.
Go for it.
With pleasure.
There it is.
All right. You dirty rat.
It turned him into an ant!
What the heck kind of a gun is this?
It's a muta-zoo ray.
It can turn any anyone into any animal you want.
Look at the dial.
You mean, this gun can turn people
into all these different creatures?
Precisely.
Oh, boy, am I going to have fun with this gadget!
Ah, we're never gonna catch up with them at this rate.
Hang on! There's a shortcut coming up!
At last, out of that scummy water,
and into a nice grungy tunnel.
KRANG: Good. Another section.
Attach it to the end of the drive.
The transdimensional warp drive
is almost complete.
It's just missing one final piece.
Onward.
Wait, krang. This is obviously a trap.
Baxter stockman is just luring us on.
KRANG: We can handle that, bug brain!
Now move.
Into the tunnel, quickly.
I don't like this one little bit, krang.
It's too dangerous.
Who cares?
I must have the final piece
of the transdimensional warp drive!
I wonder if he means this?
It must be in there.
Someone has to retrieve it.
Bebop. Rocksteady. I volunteer you two.
Wait. You said it was dangerous.
Yeah! Why should we stick our necks out?
If you don't, I'll cut you into fish bait
and throw you to the sea slugs.
Well, ok, as long as you ask in a nice way.
COMPUTER: Why aren't you using the muta-zoo ray on them?
Because nothing could make those two look any worse.
All clear, boss.
It's safe to come in.
Think we should get involved in this?
I'm in no hurry.
What is this place?
KRANG: This must be a pan-dimensional space ship.
We can install the warp drive
and leave for dimension x at once.
Except that Baxter stockman is on board somewhere.
Wow.
What a good guesser you are.
At last, shredder, I'm going to pay you back
for what you did to me.
Easy, Baxter.
And now you're going to know how it feels.
Because you're about to spend the rest of your life
as a fly.
[Screams
what was that scream?
We'd better check it out.
[High-pitched voice] I don't believe it.
I'm a fly.
All right, Baxter, buzz off.
Oh, boy! The turtles!
My life is complete.
Where's Michelangelo?
He was here a minute ago.
I don't believe it!
He's been turned into
a teenage mutant ninja gerbil!
Who does Baxter think he is
turning Michelangelo into a gerbil.
I'm startin' to get mad!
You're mad?
How do you think I feel about it, dude?
Boss, are you ok?
Uh, where are you, boss?
[BUZZING]
I'm right here. Here I am.
Aw, get away, you pesky fly.
Stop, you fool.
It's me.
Look, bebop, it's the boss.
Uh, neat trick, boss.
How'd you do it?
Baxter fly did it, you idiot.
Now get me out of here
before he does anything more to me!
What do we do now, krang?
Bring the warp drive.
Sure thing, krang.
Bebop, get that warp thing-a-ma-jig.
COMPUTER: Now, Baxter, get the warp drive before they do.
Ok, ok, let's not get pushy.
Who was that?
Uh, the ship's computer, maybe?
Give me that warp drive. I want it back!
Come and closer and you'll wind up on my windshield.
Why thank you, hog breath.
Ooh, we better scram
before he turns us into something ugly.
We're gonna have to go after Baxter.
Swell, so he can turn us into wombats?
We got to get that ray gun away from him.
It's our only hope of getting
Michelangelo back to normal.
Yeah.
How am I gonna scare bad guys
when I look like this?
What do we do now, krang?
KRANG: We must get that weapon from Baxter
and return shredder to normal.
Bebop. Rocksteady.
You two go in there and get it.
Uh, ok, boss.
Hey, how come we got to take orders from an insect?
Because I'm your superior, you miserable mutant.
Oh, yeah?
Now who's the boss?
[BZZZ] Very well.
What are your demands?
What's all that?
I'll be it's that computer that was talking to Baxter.
COMPUTER: I'll bet you're right.
Where's Baxter?
What's he done with the mutation gun?
I'm not telling.
Baxter's my friend, and I like him.
We have ways of making you talk.
What are you doing? Don't touch that lever.
Aah!
Now, where's Baxter?
I...I can't remember.
A few thousand volts ought to job your memory chips.
Aah! All right, all right.
He's on the bridge.
He's going to fly the spaceship to dimension x.
Is there any protection
against that mutation ray?
Yes, there is one thing--
go up to "c" deck. And you'll find...
And I want, oh, uh...
A lifetime subscription
to my favorite comic books.
You're wasting valuable time.
The turtles are in there.
They might have the gun already.
There, it's done.
Now to make this bird fly.
Not so fast, Baxter.
Aah!
Monsters!
We'll just take that, if you don't mind.
Not in this lifetime.
You hairy little scuz bucket!
Sorry. You'll just have to find it for yourself,
and you've got 3 minutes to do it,
that is, unless you want to come along with me to dimension x!
[CACKLING]
There it goes!
Quick! After it!
What are--
this must be the ship's galley.
You see, gaston?
I told you we would find turtles for the turtle soup.
Julienne them quickly.
You wait here, little buddy.
Who could have told them there were turtles coming?
COMPUTER: Why, me, of course.
I am programmed to make supper out of you.
Then I'll just have to do some reprogramming.
"Food-o-matic instructions."
Turtle soup, huh?
Hurry up, boy genius. Start cooking up something.
This ought to do it.
What did you do to them?
Simple. I programmed them to make chopped robot salad.
Now to take care of Michelangelo.
He's back to normal.
Michelangelo, are you all right?
What do you feel like?
Whoa, I feel like a pizza!
He's back to normal, all right.
Uh-oh! The transdimensional warp drive
is warmed up.
We'd better get out of here.
How we gonna get that gizmo, anyway?
[TURTLES GRUNTING]
Does that answer your question?
Gimme that!
Hey, hog-breath, give that back!
The spaceship... It's about to blast off!
Let's get out of here!
Baxter's taking off for dimension x!
Gee, I don't think he's gonna
get very far without this.
Ha ha ha!
Adios, earth!
Wilkommen, dimension x!
What's happening?
COMPUTER: Did you remember to put the retaining bolt in the warp drive assembly?
Now, how would I remember?
I have the brain of a fly!
Well, it's been a terrific 483 years.
Yaah!
Where am I?
This isn't dimension x!
What more can happen to me?
[SCREAMING]
Help me! Help me!
You've got the muta-zoo gun.
Turn it up to normal--now!
What's the magic word?
Oh, very well.
Please.
Well, uh... We'll think about it.
I wonder what happened to those archaeologists.
Yeah, those dudes could be digging
into our pizza pantry any minute.
Let's find out if April is doing a report on the dig.
Woman, on TV: I don't believe it.
First that horrible monster...
And now, the temple has vanished.
Professor, do you have a message
for your fellow archaeologists?
Only one--
stay away from this area!
Whatever you do, don't dig here!
This entire place is cursed!
I don't believe it.
We've been saved by science.
[ALL LAUGH]
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